Let’s face it. Ever since the release of Mad Men, there isn’t a single man on
this planet who isn’t fantasizing about his very own Betty; the perfect image
of the iconic 1950’s housewife. So… if you are after channelling the 1950’s
perfect housewife look to please your man; here is a step-by-step guide to
help you release your inner ‘Marsha’.

First, things first. What you’ll need:

- A husband.

Single? Don’t worry, here’s how to get one:

Second:

-Things you won’t be needing: An opinion.

Husband bagged and opinions ditched, you’ll need to carefully study and practice
each one of these ten steps.

Now, if you ever wondered what the life of a 1950’s housewife was really like,
here dear, watch and learn:

Part 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Ha! There are, of course, other options. You could take inspiration from the
wonderful world of Burlesque to add a bit of vintage housewife glamour and
tease to your husbands life without even having to ditch your opinions… And
who knows, he might even offer to do the washing up every night if you offer
him a repeat.

Here are two of my favourite Burlesque housewives:

The very lovely Scarlett D’Lyte in How To Be A Perfect Housewife:

… and the fabulous Betsy Boudoir:

Oh, how we love helping with the house chores too here at the Wam Bam Club!

Come see us sometime!

xoxo
Nonita

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